No, no, no, no! Whatever happened to womanly curves?

Excuse me, Miss Zellweger, but if it weren't for the Louboutins and the little green dress you could have fooled me into thinking that I was looking at the back of a svelte young man.
Since when are curves superfluous?

I am starting to see a trend here...

You know that I'm magical, And I am the original, I am the only one to make you feel this way (K. Minogue)

Your audience gives you everything you need (Fanny Brice)

Ah, Mr Ghaddafi... The world used to be your oyster, didn't it. You got away with almost everything with some of the world's leading politicians as your enablers, I might add.

No holds barred in your mad, bad world. Somehow being reviled doesn't seem to matter where you come from. In fact, it becomes an excuse to unleash the crazy.

All the world's a stage, a scribe famously once wrote. And every stage has its entrances and exits. What's that sound I hear? Do you hear it too, Mr Ghaddafi? It's the sound of one hand clapping.

Will the last person leaving the theatre please switch off the light?

Ah, Elizabeth...

And ah, the Fifties... Where people still were well-spoken...

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. (Eleanor Roosevelt)