No, no, no, no! Whatever happened to womanly curves?

Excuse me, Miss Zellweger, but if it weren't for the Louboutins and the little green dress you could have fooled me into thinking that I was looking at the back of a svelte young man.
Since when are curves superfluous?

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. (Eleanor Roosevelt)